1 00:00:00,917 --> 00:00:03,962 [♪ theme music playing] 2 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:18,935 [insects chirping] 3 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,479 [kids arguing] 4 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,940 [Jordan crying] 5 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:25,483 [Bryana screams] 6 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,361 [kids yelling] 7 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:31,031 [Jordan] Oh, no! 8 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,409 Ow! It was an accident! 9 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:35,326 Animals! 10 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,369 [Bryana] We're sorry. 11 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,496 [insects chirping] 12 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:41,708 [laughing] 13 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,588 [gasps] Glitter. I want some. 14 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:49,007 Hey. Hey, these are for my school project. 15 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:52,093 Touch these and die. Got it? 16 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:54,012 [singsong] You got in trouble. 17 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,014 You got in trouble. Ha, ha, ha. 18 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:57,515 -What? -[screams] 19 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,017 No, nothing. Nothing. 20 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,518 [chuckles nervously] Noth… Ow. 21 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:04,522 Uh, Uncle Bernie, you want to see my school project, too? 22 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:05,940 Not right now, Jordan. 23 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,067 [sighs] 24 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,777 Aunt Wanda, we forgot the mice. 25 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,029 Maybe your Uncle Bernie will take you. 26 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,031 Mice for what? 27 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:15,700 -Whoa! -[hisses] 28 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:16,785 A snake! 29 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:19,162 The boy brought a snake into my house. 30 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:20,413 Come on, America. 31 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,332 Now you know I don't care about no snake. 32 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:23,917 The only reason I jumped so quick 33 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,461 was 'cause the boy, he ripped the cover off so-so fast, 34 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:27,837 it caught me off guard. 35 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,631 You know, it baffled me. I was startled. 36 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:31,341 A little stunned. 37 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:34,052 'Cause you know, America, me and you tight. 38 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:36,846 You know damn well I ain't scared of no snake. 39 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,432 [snake hissing] 40 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:42,435 [birds chirping] 41 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,020 [Bernie] Boy, what you doing with that in here? 42 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:45,647 [Wanda] What's wrong, Uncle Bernie? 43 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,482 Are you afraid? 44 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:48,691 I'm not afraid of nothing. 45 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:50,693 Especially no doggone snake. 46 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:52,862 That snake better be scared of me. 47 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:53,863 Jordan get that out of here. 48 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,365 But I can't. It's homework. 49 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,659 I said I'd take care of it for a whole week. 50 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,077 And you're always saying, 51 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,954 "Mean what you say and say what you mean." 52 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:02,122 You said it. 53 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,706 You did say it, Bernie. 54 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,208 Mm-hmm. 55 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,459 I said that, huh? 56 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,087 That's homework, Jordan? 57 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,965 Yeah. I totally lucked out. 58 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:14,384 Byron had to watch an egg. 59 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:16,678 Mmm, looks harmless. 60 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:19,889 [snake hisses] 61 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,435 All right, I got some conditions. 62 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:25,395 You can keep this snake. 63 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,897 -Yes! -"Yeah," nothin'. 64 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,941 You got rule number one, 65 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:31,943 keep it inside the cage, Jordan. 66 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:33,194 Oh, but that's the fun part. 67 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:34,904 Rule number two, 68 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,072 don't let it out the cage. 69 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:38,658 And rule number three, 70 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:40,702 it better not come out that cage. 71 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,245 Okay. 72 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,122 I got a snake! 73 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:45,957 Keep it in the cage, Jordan! 74 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:52,922 Hey, what's that? 75 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:55,383 It's Kaa, my snake. 76 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,302 Isn't it great? 77 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:59,095 I wish I was a snake. 78 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:00,555 Eww, yuck. 79 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,348 Hey, can I hold him? 80 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:04,475 Nah. Get your own. 81 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:06,311 He's all mine. 82 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,399 Oh, Kaa… 83 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,067 I want a pet! 84 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,444 What? 85 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,696 How come Jordan gets a pet and I don't? 86 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,740 Jordan ain't got no pet. What you talkin' about? 87 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,074 Then what's that? 88 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:22,660 Whoa! 89 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:24,787 Jordan, what I tell you about that? 90 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,414 Didn't I tell you to keep it in the cage? 91 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:28,166 Now you tell Baby Girl it's your homework 92 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,417 and get it back in its cage. 93 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,461 He's right. It's my homework. 94 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:33,630 [singsong] I got a pet. 95 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,173 I got a pet. 96 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:36,674 See, it's his pet. 97 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,093 I got something special for you, Baby Girl, okay? 98 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,429 Now, Jordan, get it back in its cage. 99 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:43,932 -Uh-uh… Go! -You hear what I said? 100 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,141 -You think I'm playing with you? -Okay. 101 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,601 [Bernie] Here you go, Baby Girl. 102 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:47,602 Just for you. 103 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:49,062 I want a cookie, too. 104 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:49,979 You have a pet. 105 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,481 It's not a pet. It's homework. 106 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:52,815 You said so yourself. 107 00:03:53,816 --> 00:03:56,110 Baby Girl, give your brother half the cookie. 108 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,612 But it's my cookie. 109 00:03:57,695 --> 00:03:59,447 I'll give you a whole other cookie tomorrow. 110 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:02,242 Right now, I want you to share the cookie with your brother, okay? 111 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,576 Now, here. 112 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:06,204 Mmm, chocolate. My favorite. 113 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:07,872 I want chocolate. 114 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,832 Jordan, give your sister chocolate, you take vanilla. 115 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,167 -But-- -Give it to her. 116 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:12,710 Okay! 117 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:18,091 Eww! 118 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:19,175 Why you do that? 119 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,426 You did it on purpose. 120 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,762 You stankin' skunk. 121 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:25,974 Okay, okay, that didn't work out, all right? 122 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,892 I know what you're thinking, America. 123 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,686 I should've broke the cookie the other way, right? 124 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:33,481 -Her side's bigger! -His side's bigger! 125 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:34,691 See what I mean? 126 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:35,817 You see what I mean. 127 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:37,443 I can't win. 128 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:39,195 Ain't gonna win. 129 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,405 No matter what I do. 130 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:43,283 I give 'em this, give 'em that… ain't gonna win. 131 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,326 "His bigger than mine." "What type…" 132 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,126 Oh, you got me pet mice. 133 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:55,837 Sweetheart, sweetheart, they're not pets. 134 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,715 See, in-in nature, we have something 135 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,383 that we call a food chain. 136 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,385 And see, mice are for, uh… 137 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:03,886 Snake food. 138 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,139 [laughing evilly] 139 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:07,849 No, don't hurt him. He's mine. 140 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:09,767 -Ow! -Quit teasing. 141 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,436 And Baby Girl, calm down. 142 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,813 Listen, those are Jordan's mice. 143 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:15,481 But now he has two pets. 144 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,483 No, he does not. No one has any pets. 145 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:20,903 Uh, Bernie, she just wants something special, too. 146 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:23,031 Oh, yeah, yeah. 147 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:25,700 Uh, Jordan, let your sister play with the mouse 148 00:05:25,783 --> 00:05:27,285 just for a little while. 149 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:28,536 Whatever. 150 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:30,121 That was nice, baby. 151 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:32,332 I'm going to name you Boo Boo. 152 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:35,168 Look, Uncle Bernie, he made some raisins. 153 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,253 That ain't no raisins. That's doo-doo… 154 00:05:37,336 --> 00:05:39,255 [snickering] 155 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:40,298 Honey, don't eat them. 156 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,011 Thanks, Uncle Bernie. 157 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:46,763 -You're welcome. -Boo Boo's going to love it. 158 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,097 Boo Boo! 159 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,390 Where are you? 160 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:51,642 Where's Baby Girl's mouse? 161 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,770 Where do you think? [snickering] 162 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,400 Why did you do that? 163 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,069 It was snake food. 164 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,820 It wasn't no snake food. That was her pet. 165 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,238 That's why she gave it a name. 166 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,115 She should've named it "Next." 167 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,242 -[yelling] -Hey, hey, come on, come on. 168 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,036 Uh-uh, uh-uh. Baby Girl, stop, stop. 169 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:11,579 Stop, stop, stop. 170 00:06:12,121 --> 00:06:13,206 Now you know what? 171 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,416 Just for that, that snake going back Monday. 172 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,626 What? You can't do that! 173 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:17,543 Too bad! 174 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,799 This is all your fault! 175 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:23,841 Hey, hey… 176 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:24,801 Wait, wait, wait. 177 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:25,843 What's going on? Hey. 178 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:27,178 Wait, uh-uh, no, no. 179 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:28,554 Baby Girl, stop, stop. 180 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:29,889 Doggone it, humbuggin'. 181 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:30,973 We got the… 182 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:31,891 You don't hit. You don't hit. 183 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,018 Come… come on, now, Baby Girl… 184 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:35,520 Boy, stop it. 185 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:36,604 What's wrong with you? Stop! 186 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:37,605 [kids arguing] 187 00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:39,357 [Bernie] Wanda! Wanda! 188 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:47,990 America, tell me something. 189 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,326 Why are these kids acting so bad? 190 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:52,995 I mean, they're bad kids, and everybody knows that. 191 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,123 But I've never seen them this bad. 192 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:57,625 I mean, they're at each other's throat day and night. 193 00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:59,377 I don't know what's going on. 194 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:00,503 I'll tell you what it is. 195 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:02,755 It's classic interspecies rivalry, Bernie. 196 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,259 If you got a wild animal, bring him to an expert. 197 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:08,803 This is my main man, Jules Sylvester, 198 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:10,680 Hollywood animal expert. 199 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,390 Jules used to work on Born Free. 200 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:15,852 The problem, as I see it, Bernie, a home is an ecosystem. 201 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,854 It's a delicate life balance. 202 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:20,481 And each creature depends on the other for its survival. 203 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:23,693 And you've upset the balance by introducing a new species. 204 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:26,195 Well, I mean, Jules, what am I supposed to do? 205 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,697 Well, here's a radical idea. 206 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,282 You tag the boy's ear, 207 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:32,743 and you let him loose in the bush somewhere, like, uh, Tarzana, 208 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:35,246 and then see if he makes it back. And then… 209 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:36,956 [Jordan] What did you do with my snake? 210 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:38,875 He's missing and he's gone! 211 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,585 He's gone! 212 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:42,003 I like how you think. 213 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:43,963 -Hold that thought. -I will. 214 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:45,923 America, I'll be right back. 215 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:48,801 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 216 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,303 Hey, what you doing to your sister? Stop it. 217 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:51,512 What'd you do with him? 218 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:52,763 Let your sister go, boy. 219 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:54,557 Kaa's missing and she took him! 220 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,725 No, I didn't. 221 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:57,685 Then where is he now? 222 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,565 Baby Girl, where's the snake? 223 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,984 Now, hold on, Bernie. What kind of snake was it? 224 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:07,862 Well, you know, Jules, it-it was dark and it was green. 225 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:11,324 I think it was about from-from you all the way down there. 226 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:14,660 [laughs] Bernie, from what you described, it sounds like a little rat snake. 227 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,204 -It's completely harmless. -Yeah? 228 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,082 On the other hand, this guy will bite your face right off. 229 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,834 [crocodile growling] 230 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:23,711 Mama? 231 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:25,963 Did you take his snake? Where's his snake, Baby Girl? 232 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,507 I don't know! 233 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:32,678 My ballerina! 234 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,430 Boy, what the heck is wrong with you? 235 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,390 -There's my snake! -Where? 236 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,309 [snickering] 237 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:39,977 You know what? 238 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,688 Just for that, you're confined to this room, you hear me? 239 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,148 But I have to find my snake! 240 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,484 You should've thought about that when you broke her ballerina. 241 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:47,985 But she started it! 242 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,487 Shut up, Jordan. Enough is enough. 243 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:52,657 I'm sick of this "he said." All right? Let's go. 244 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,284 [mouthing] 245 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,953 [whispering] I'm going to kill you. 246 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,705 Uncle Bernie! 247 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,712 Don't make no doggone sense. 248 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,799 Why a school gonna send this boy home with a live snake? 249 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:11,801 Might as well give him a loaded pistol. 250 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,804 Don't know what's wrong with these doggone schools today. 251 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,097 It don't make no sense. 252 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,475 [Wanda and Vanessa laughing] 253 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:23,980 [mimicking laughter] 254 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,273 What y'all laughing at? 255 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:27,400 Y'all know there's an anaconda running around here? 256 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:30,736 Baby, please don't tell me you're afraid of a little snake. 257 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,572 [mimics snickering] We'll see how funny it is 258 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,657 when I got to cut both you out his belly. 259 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,617 That's right. Out his belly! 260 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,246 Out his belly! 261 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:50,006 Anyway, he looks so powerful in those boots. 262 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,174 [laughing] 263 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,427 [hissing] 264 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:57,388 [Bryana] Jordan… [hissing] 265 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:00,433 Jordan. 266 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,977 [screams] Hey! Let me in! 267 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,228 -[screaming] -[turns on loud rap music] 268 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,229 Let me in! 269 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:07,523 Somebody, please! 270 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,525 Help me! Please! 271 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,738 America, a half an hour 272 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,948 he had Baby Girl trapped in that window. 273 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,742 I mean, atrophy was settin' all in 274 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,869 and the boy was just standing there grinning. 275 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:21,203 [mimicking laughter] 276 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,582 I'm telling you, we got Wild Kingdom all up in here. 277 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:26,834 I got two hyenas going at each other, 278 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,753 and I got a serpent running around here loose. 279 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:31,005 That reminds me. I've got just the thing for that wee-beastie. 280 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,716 Hey… [whistles] Get over here. 281 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,594 Good boy. This is an African Cape Vulture. 282 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:37,803 -Right here. -[snarling honk] 283 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,348 Very rare, very vicious. 284 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:42,266 -It's a snake's natural enemy. -Is it? 285 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,225 [Jules] Its claws are sharp. 286 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,226 -See those claws? -Yeah. 287 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,645 [Jules] Sharp as knives. 288 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,521 This is a snake-eating machine, Bernie. 289 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,523 Yeah, I see it. 290 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:51,859 I see it. 291 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,695 -[laughing] -[honking] 292 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:55,905 Put your fingers in there. 293 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,948 He thinks they look just like snakes. Do it. 294 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,367 -[honking] -Yeah. Okay. 295 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,243 -Oh. Oh! -Okay. 296 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,787 [honking] 297 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:03,829 You can go now. 298 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:05,665 Best to. 299 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:08,501 -Go on. Shoo. -[honking] 300 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:11,379 See? All you have to say is "shoo," Bernie, that's it. 301 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:12,296 Okay. 302 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,097 Oh. 303 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:25,226 I'll bust your… 304 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,272 Could I sleep in here tonight? 305 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,941 But you have your own bed, honey. 306 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,984 Jordan said he's going to kill me. 307 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,445 Nobody's going to kill anybody. 308 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,239 I'm scared. 309 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:41,867 Come on. 310 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,005 [Bernie] Come on, Baby Girl. 311 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,508 Don't you worry about nothing. 312 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,802 If Jordan try anything, I swear… 313 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,637 He don't want nothing to happen to you. 314 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:02,805 Ooh! 315 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:10,729 [chokes] 316 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:15,860 [weakly] That was a low blow. 317 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,487 Low and inside, America. 318 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,532 Cut the camera off so I can adjust. 319 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:25,161 [rustling] 320 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:28,998 [sighing with relief] 321 00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:31,292 [Bernie] Jordan! 322 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,211 Boy, you know you ain't asleep. 323 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:35,838 Get up! 324 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:37,923 Yeah… 325 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,467 Get up. 326 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,010 Get your butt up. 327 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,052 You know better. 328 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,971 -Oh-- -[Wanda screaming] 329 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:47,808 In there! 330 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,356 [♪ snake charming music playing] 331 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:12,875 Aah! 332 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,343 Eeh! 333 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,644 Okay. 334 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:32,770 It's dead. 335 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,730 She killed it! 336 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,148 Shouldn't say that, Jordan. 337 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,115 It was an accident. 338 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,910 [panting] 339 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:51,413 [Bryana] I was mad 'cause Jordan broke my ballerina. 340 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,428 So I threw her head at the snake, 341 00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,557 but the stupid snake ate it. 342 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:13,519 Then I got scared, so I threw it down the toilet. 343 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,356 [crying] My snake. 344 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:18,983 He ate Boo Boo! 345 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:20,484 [growls] 346 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,152 You're so dead! 347 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,112 It was an accident. 348 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,530 [all yelling at once] 349 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,282 Come on. Y'all know better than this. 350 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,616 You know better than that. 351 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,911 [yelling continues] 352 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,788 [Bernie] Now look here. Now, come on, now. 353 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,670 America, I tried to open my mind 354 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,505 to that ecosystem stuff. 355 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,966 But this ain't no ecosystem. 356 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,302 This here is Mac system. 357 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,887 And this is my house. 358 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,431 And I have ways of dealing with them kids. 359 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,975 Okay, let them act like animals. 360 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,768 They want to act like alligators, 361 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,146 I'll whoop their alligator ass. 362 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,023 If they want to act like hyenas, 363 00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:01,150 I'll whoop their hyena ass. 364 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,360 And if they want to act like bears 365 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:07,239 America… I'll whoop their bare ass. 366 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,998 [ringing] 367 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,224 [coughing] 368 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:44,985 Yeah, y'all haven't seen this. 369 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,153 No, you haven't. 370 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,489 'Cause I only bring this out when I'm not playing. 371 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,741 And right now, I'm not playing. 372 00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,577 This nonsense end right now. 373 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:54,912 Baby Girl, 374 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,039 what you did was wrong, and you know better. 375 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,375 That's why you got to be punished. 376 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,752 That means no television for you for a month. 377 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,545 [snickers] 378 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,630 [imitates snicker] Nothing. 379 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:05,881 What you laughing at? 380 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,675 The same go for you. 381 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,511 You sitting around here, setting booby traps all around the house. 382 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:11,887 You could have took your sister's head off. 383 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,265 Let me tell both of y'all something right now. 384 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,767 It stops right now. 385 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:19,728 If I got to come back in here, Jordan, 386 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,480 and you, too, Baby Girl, 387 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,399 prepare to feel the pain. 388 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,611 I mean, the pain. 389 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:38,914 I think he meant it. 390 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,749 He was pretty scary. 391 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,042 [gong ringing] 392 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,089 I think that done the trick. 393 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,674 Well done, belt. 394 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,260 Well done. 395 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,678 [sighs] 396 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,389 [whispers] Well done. 397 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:02,312 Look, America, it's not me that wants to hit them kids. 398 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,480 It's the belt. 399 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,524 It's been locked up for 30 years. 400 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,568 That belt is hungry, America. 401 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:08,527 Hungry. 402 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:09,903 [Jordan grunting] 403 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,363 [Bryana] Hey, let me in. 404 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,406 [screaming] 405 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,949 Let me in! 406 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,285 And you know what it's hungry for. 407 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,495 I don't believe this. 408 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,788 I don't believe this. 409 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:28,839 -[thudding] -[Jordan] Help. 410 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,758 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 411 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:31,675 No. Bryana… 412 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,135 -Stupid. -You want a cookie? 413 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,303 You want a cookie? I got a cookie. 414 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,888 Okay, no more Mr. Nice Guy. 415 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:36,847 I'm going to give you one… 416 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,102 [muttering] 417 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,149 What the hell is going on in here? 418 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,192 [both] Nothing. 419 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,401 Y'all are here fighting? 420 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,444 [both] No. 421 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:51,403 Y'all are here fighting? 422 00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,405 Y'all see anybody scuffle? 423 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,742 What's this? Huh? 424 00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,118 I guess this ain't nothing, huh? 425 00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,328 Uh-uh. 426 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,746 [quiet groan] Oh. 427 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:01,955 All right, I'll tell you what. 428 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,416 Just say, I'll believe you this time. 429 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,335 But if I got to come back in here 430 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,711 there's going to be a discrepancy. 431 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,629 Can you dig it? 432 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:09,630 [Jordan squeaks] 433 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,299 [door slams] 434 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:13,300 [high-pitched] Ow. 435 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:16,887 Ow! Ow. Ow, no. Abuse. 436 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:17,888 Ow. 437 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,140 Well, my man, Jules, 438 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,101 look like everything back to normal. 439 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:23,977 I wouldn't be too sure of that, Bernie. 440 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,938 What you talking about, man? 441 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,356 I had Big Mama's belt. 442 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,024 I laid down the law, man. 443 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,193 Sibling rivalry is extinct. 444 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,528 It went away with the dodo, 445 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,655 the saber-tooth tiger, the woolly mammoth. 446 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,615 I think it's more likely they've adapted. 447 00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:39,034 You see, a species will conform to their environment. 448 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,285 -Hmm. -It's evolution. 449 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,538 Those creatures who can fight without you detecting it 450 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,081 -will survive to adulthood. -Okay. 451 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,582 Unless they're killed by the super predator. 452 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,000 -That's me. -No. 453 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:49,419 There is another. 454 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:52,798 Okay. 455 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,299 Here you go, Baby Girl. 456 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,017 Come on, Baby Girl, eat. 457 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:06,603 Eat. 458 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:11,942 Good girl. 459 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:12,985 Chew it. 460 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,196 Roll that around your mouth. 461 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,823 [snickers] 462 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:23,453 [wheezing] 463 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,958 [loud wheeze] 464 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,044 [groans] 465 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:36,466 [roars] 466 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:41,847 [both] You did it! 467 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:42,931 [growling] 468 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,184 Uh-oh. Something's happening. 469 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,686 [growling] 470 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,608 [Jordan] Oh, no! 471 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,401 Jules, what's going on? 472 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,279 They've awakened the super predator. 473 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,697 -Who? -Shh! 474 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,325 [menacing theme plays] 475 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,329 [sounds of wild boars squealing] 476 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,585 [fierce lion growling] 477 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,257 She's a beauty. 478 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,800 And vicious. 479 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,371 Well, America, 480 00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:49,873 nature's balance has been restored. 481 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,041 Shh! 482 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,877 The super predator is asleep. 483 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:59,216 She just fed, but soon, she'll need to feed again 484 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,176 so be careful, America. 485 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,928 It's a jungle out there. 486 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,561 Don't put your fingers anywhere near him. 487 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,188 -He thinks they look like snakes. -[honking loudly] 488 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,439 That's right, good boy. 489 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,316 Don't you even think about it. 490 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,151 -You go home now. -Go ahead home. 491 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,362 -Shoo. -[honking] 492 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,905 [laughing] 493 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,574 -He likes you. -Yeah, that's all right. 494 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,411 America, I may be a lot of things, 495 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:28,829 but dumb ain't one of them. 496 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,250 Next time my mother-in-law flies in here… 497 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,043 I mean, next time he fly up in here… 498 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,171 -[flapping] -That's all, y'all. 499 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,631 That's-that's… Cut!